your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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