That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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