Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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