And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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