so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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