Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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