STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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