What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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