Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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