.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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