Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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