I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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