Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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