you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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