Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
