1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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