i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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