So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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