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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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