Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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