whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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