i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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