Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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