Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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