yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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