Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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did you just send me my own nude
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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