Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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