no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Alive.
So much puke
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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