I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There's always time for handjobs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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