Whod you bang
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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