my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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