absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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