Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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