She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Say something about gay babies.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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