Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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