I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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