Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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