i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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