Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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