I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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