I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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