Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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