She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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