I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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