I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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