Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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