He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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