I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Pappa wants mamma naked
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
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I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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