His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just forgot I was standing up.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
