so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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