I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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