The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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