Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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