The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do plants get herpes?
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