So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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